Transport Tweets - The "What if God Were One of Us?" Edition

Transport Tweets. Because Melbourne's public transport is some of the most tweetable.

• lol, like the person on Twitter sticking to Metcard because the #myki touch screens "capture fingerprints" #peoplearemorons

• yarra trams customer service guy just said, 'Hey hey, ho ho, this tram's about to go!'

• when I stayed in Melb, I was shocked to know that a bus driver-passenger quarrel could make the news

• Another guy waving his #Myki card around on the scanner, with no joy. HOLD IT STILL, dude!

• I've been touching on and touching off with Myki for a week... But I'm still unsure as to where this relationship is heading...

• What happened to Aussie Hero food on the train? VLine, your shit food is shit, expensive, and shit.

• Haha! Just watched a guy walk up to the cops and slur, "I had a problem with people on the tram calling me drunk!" They're now searching him

• Drunk dude with dog on train passed out with souvlaki in hand. I think doggy is going to try lift it from him. Go doggy!

• What if God was one of us? What if God was on a bus? Well he'd probably inhale toxic fumes, his myki wouldn't work and he'd be late to work.

• Passive agressive tram drivers are the best tram drivers.

• who needs the Myer stocktake sale when there are junkies pawning their jewellery on the 109?

• I just had a meeting @ work- my guest arrived on a melbourne bike share bike! Surprised? No, astonished!