Transport Tweets - The Wrong Side of The River Edition

Transport Tweets: shut up and listen.

• you don't wanna catch the bus for five minutes by yourself? BAWWW HAVE A FUCKING CRY

• Overheard some bloke on the train describe his current dilemma as a "catch 24." Bloody idiot. I'm Derryn Hinch.

• Am on #75 tram and a couple just swapped numbers after he asked her out....aw sweet! #75 now known as the love tram #mustbelove

• Sitting on the floor of the tram dreaming of drinking a gallon of miso soup

• Guy just got on the train and shouted at the top of his lungs "Merry Christmas everyone... Oh. God. I'm. depressed."

• Early Sunday morning, Prahran to Geelong. Coffee, sunglasses, sandwich, headphones. Tram, metro, #Vline, bus. Riding with the hungover crew.

• Dear old guy in front of me on the bus if you push back on your chair onto my legs one more time I'll throw u off the fucking bus!!!

• My East African taxi driver just called my fellow passenger a douche. Then he proceeded to say this in three different languages.

• Joy. Single white female waiting for bus with bunch of white middle class drunk bogans. #timesineedaboyfriend

• Whoops. Indian just emptied his stomach contents on train carriage door. Time for a new seat.

• Curse you full bladder + copious amounts of alcohol + long tram ride #WrongSideOfTheRiver

• Also, wine drunk is head-drunk not full-body-drunk like beer. Train eavesdropping proves informative.

• @fakemetrotrains Metro Trains hope to improve services by building a new train line in the Yarra River

• Just had an interesting convo with a drugged up guy on the train. Apparently im gay cauz i dont do weed...

• There is someone on my tram wearing clogs. And fake fur. Hmm