Darvo110: Cute.. An old man and lady just met on the train and are totally getting their subtle, old fashioned flirt on.
bhawikab: I got so excited by watching a guy in the tram sitting opposite me with the original hook #moustache and a long #goatee. #win
thebrothahood: To these fake kids on my train: We get the msg loud and clear. You're madoggs, u have alot of friends and you do drugs. You want a medal?
@sbawe32 how do you know the train is female. Did you take a peek at her caboose?
odernPrincess: same kid was hanging from balcony by his ankles just before fight w' bus driver started
Transport tweets, because Friday night is... Well.... It's like this... It's when the human comes out.
@nehiroyku: On the train now on my way to see "let the sunshine" at the arts centre I love Melbourne Theatre Company
@imaginarywen: Witnessed a man putting blu-tack in his ears in the place of earplugs on the train to uni this morning. Was sufficiently weirded out. :|
@HaiSooDesu: On the 48 tram as the post AFL game crowd piles in outside the MCG. Bogans. Fuck. My. Life.
@ZeeZeeWednesday: I'm actually sitting on a train crying,because I was just surrounded and followed by pigeons and seagulls
@sdecampo: Shootings a block from work.Police cars fly past lights blazing during dinner.Waiting at station and bunch of police board train. #melbfail
@BenJ_D: I could write an album about my hour & a half tram ride home. 'You Smell' would be the first single from 'On the 86'.....move over J Lo.
@thistornado: Omg I just saw an extremely attractive girl pick her nose and eat it on the tram. #shocked
@Dotti28: Ah fri the 13th.. My shoe came off n i stood in a puddle, missed my train and my bag broke.. Glad I can always see the funny side! Lol
@MykiFlog: @croops Myki is a smartcard. It knows you are going to get on the turps at the Walkabout and pull a dud root. myki -looking after your cred
@nolamjames the people who eat dim sims on the train are even worse/smellier!
@BenJ_D: Catching the number 86 tram from Bundoora to the city.....if this was 1998 I'd be so cool right now. Perhaps even fully sick.
@Marxamus: Was just called a sweetie for letting a few women on before me on the train. Makes you feel good :)
@injerarufus: @peregrinari7 He's just warned me of some nutters about to pass by... but maybe they jumped on the tram
@jassie6: so many collingwood nuff nuffs on this train! Come on @essendon_fc
@imTHEsinger: Hahahaha work it out boy (says in a high pitched voice and snaps finger). RT @neilsgardiner Hello hot people on the tram! *wipes drool*
@eamcook: I drunk too much at work and passed out on train #thisishowitis
Transport tweets. We share because we care. This week we cruised the interwebs for these moments of pure thought...
@LyndalMay: styrofoam head procured - got some strange looks carrying it home on the tram though
@benfultongillon: Old bloke rolling a joint next to me in the train. #ifonlywewerefree
@swirlability: If this train crashed and the survivors were stuck for days, I wonder which person on this carriage would be eaten first.
@MRKANGAROOSTA: RT @leeaah88: Guy sitting opposite me on the train home is listening to Justin Bieber. He needs a refund on his dick.
@genkitten: Today on the train a lady asked me where I was going and I said work. Then she said "I thought you were going on a date you look so pretty!"
@rcadegazette: RT @incrediblemelk: Overhearing two 'horsey' teen girls on tram talking about 'spirited' horses, etc. This Saddle Club shit is REAL.
@museumofdirt: Dear the Lady on the train between Hallam and Dandenong this morning, eating boiled eggs ON the train WAS NOT FUCKIN FUNNY!!!
@TehShadowman: Tram was packed so I decided Toto's on Lygon st was a better option. Red, check. Steak, ordered. Slurp.
@leeaah88: Vegemite & cheese on toast for breakfast, then a pb & jam sandwich on the tram to uni. I have now eaten enough carbs for a third ass cheek.
@nevbetts: Someone on this tram is wearing au de tandoori.
@theofficial_lj: A guy on train just ate an entire packet of butter menthols & their individual wrappers in under 2 min.
@NereadersDigest: That's right, arsehat - when you deliberately drive up the tram line to try to get ahead of the traffic, other drivers won't let you in.
@stephfng why? My dad owns yarra trams bitch
@fanny_fair: @juzzytribune so, do you reckon the newer metro trains sound like cylon raiders?
@andyblume: @mrthill haha yes it's a good job. Especially when you wait for people running for the tram, then shut the doors in their face and fuck off
