Transport Tweets - The "Sammy's asking the right questions" edition

Transport Tweets of the Week.. You know why.

• @Jacey_Ray: standing in the middle of the road will not make the tram come any faster you stupid motherfucker! Someone hit him pleeese!

• @alex4point0 @mykimate Institute for Sustainable Transport this morning on RRR alleged UV light in Summer reset bus readers. Do they need SPF50? #myki

• @andrewgould: 3AW on my iPhone while waiting for a train. This excites me a little bit too much.

• @Miss_Melbourne: Wearing my little train driver hat has cheered me up immensely though. Leather caps ftw.

• @deccles26: @essjayeff Was the guy who gave you the evil stare on the tram reading Narnia a Family First candidate? :-P

• @rantingpudding: is contemplating violence due to the most obnoxious asshats on the train and now believes there should be a weight limit on tights

• @yonderboy: how many guys does it take to install a vending machine at a train station? seven. in case you were wondering..

• @sergicles: I think I need more sleep, that, or a tram just did a U turn.

• @Cabenrizisles: A lady just sat next to me on the train and 'crossed' herself. Should I be offended???

• @Higlak: I feel that the taxi service in Melbourne invokes the battle rage or at least the urge to chase them around town, barking and biting tires.

• @ambiej: Fishballs are not a pre 12pm food... RT @robodelta: Hey lady, fishballs are not a tram friendly food.

• @lydia_rape: OH MY HOLY FUCK! MY BUS DRIVER SOUNDS LIKE SANTA CLAUS!!!! ahahahahahaha

• @robodelta: Seething public transport rage tempered by novelty of train passenger that looks uncannily like mister potato head.

• @sammyjones: Why do we thank bus but not tram drivers?

• @robbiedashwood: Damn the hot guy at the train station is wearing a school uniform...

• @phil_up81: Heard a brilliant mashup of twinkle twinkle little star, and humpy dumpty on the bus today. Give that kid a mic.

• @PotatoChrisp: Hurry the fuck up train i need to pee!