Transport Tweets - The "Hottest Ranga on the Train" Edition

• fozmeadows: RT @annaryanpunch: The ridiculous 'ding ding ding ding' of a tram with an angry driver. It's like a fairy stamping its foot. #reasonstolive

• Darvo110: Cute.. An old man and lady just met on the train and are totally getting their subtle, old fashioned flirt on.

• bhawikab: I got so excited by watching a guy in the tram sitting opposite me with the original hook #moustache and a long #goatee. #win

• thebrothahood: To these fake kids on my train: We get the msg loud and clear. You're madoggs, u have alot of friends and you do drugs. You want a medal?
  

• @sbawe32 how do you know the train is female. Did you take a peek at her caboose?

• odernPrincess: same kid was hanging from balcony by his ankles just before fight w' bus driver started

• DrewBoyTweets: Hottest ranga on the train... EVA! #BenefitsofSandringhamLine

• Macgyverite: There's a young woman smoking at the train station with her baby and bags from a sex shop...

• Zoezora: Eating toffee on the tram. I look like a fool. A tasty, tasty fool.

• nataliemoo: RT @deckchairguru: RESPECT RT @weirdturnedpro: Two elderly gentlemen just had a verbal on the train. Even in anger they called each other 'sir'

• Stacey_MCRmy: I love the little tune before the myki announcement :) it makes you feel happy XD

• ukemarkof: RT @jngo: Thanks to @tullyhansen and @kiwiguy72, I no longer look like the n00b that scrambles to touch off his #myki before getting off the tram.

• TerryRNewton: Should I be concerned that the majority of vision from the police add for knife violence was filmed at my train station?

• NereadersDigest: FSCK! How did I miss South Yarra station?! Bugger bugger bugger - express to Caulfield. Too used to slow tram journeys.

• dbxii: the train driver just breathed heavily over the intercom and creeped out 200 people simultaneously. good work m8.

• timsterne: Taking lots of drugs & riding the overnight bus from Eden to Melb. Did you know there are flouro talking owls in Bairnsdale? #reasonstolive

• sbawe32: Train woman is hot but has knuckle hair. Not cool

• ixvix: @CocoBambi Some trolls reside in the train taking up more than one seat >:\

• oh_sitara: Cannot suss out if bus driver was a little slow, or was looking down my top. Note to self: button your shirt BEFORE you leave the house.