Transport tweets. We share because we care. This week we cruised the interwebs for these moments of pure thought...
- @LyndalMay: styrofoam head procured - got some strange looks carrying it home on the tram though
- @benfultongillon: Old bloke rolling a joint next to me in the train. #ifonlywewerefree
- @swirlability: If this train crashed and the survivors were stuck for days, I wonder which person on this carriage would be eaten first.
- @MRKANGAROOSTA: RT @leeaah88: Guy sitting opposite me on the train home is listening to Justin Bieber. He needs a refund on his dick.
- @genkitten: Today on the train a lady asked me where I was going and I said work. Then she said "I thought you were going on a date you look so pretty!"
- @rcadegazette: RT @incrediblemelk: Overhearing two 'horsey' teen girls on tram talking about 'spirited' horses, etc. This Saddle Club shit is REAL.
- @museumofdirt: Dear the Lady on the train between Hallam and Dandenong this morning, eating boiled eggs ON the train WAS NOT FUCKIN FUNNY!!!
- @TehShadowman: Tram was packed so I decided Toto's on Lygon st was a better option. Red, check. Steak, ordered. Slurp.
- @leeaah88: Vegemite & cheese on toast for breakfast, then a pb & jam sandwich on the tram to uni. I have now eaten enough carbs for a third ass cheek.
- @nevbetts: Someone on this tram is wearing au de tandoori.
- @theofficial_lj: A guy on train just ate an entire packet of butter menthols & their individual wrappers in under 2 min.
- @NereadersDigest: That's right, arsehat - when you deliberately drive up the tram line to try to get ahead of the traffic, other drivers won't let you in.
- @stephfng why? My dad owns yarra trams bitch
- @fanny_fair: @juzzytribune so, do you reckon the newer metro trains sound like cylon raiders?
- @andyblume: @mrthill haha yes it's a good job. Especially when you wait for people running for the tram, then shut the doors in their face and fuck off
